30 random dialogue prompts
(feel free to use, just mention this post or rb it or something)
- “Your positivity is really ruining my cynical mood.”
- “I have it all under control I promise!”
- “When you come home can you stop by the grocery store and get about, oh I don’t know, six pounds of butter? Why? You don’t want to know.”
- “I know it’s three weeks before your birthday but I can’t wait anymore.”
- “You should really stop mowing the lawn barefoot.”
- “Can you stop making popcorn at four in the morning? The walls are really thin and I get hungry easily.”
- “I’m really trying to ignore the fact that your towel just fell to the ground.”
- “When I said “let’s make cookies” this is not what I had in mind.”
- “Quick! I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend, I’ll explain later.”
- “Long story short, I may have accidentally dropped my wedding ring down the drain and now my hand’s stuck.”
- “I didn’t mean to text your family group chat “Avengers assemble!”, I swear… okay so maybe it was a little on purpose but you said you wanted them to come to dinner and they’re here now.”
- “Babe! Help! I’m out of duct tape and the pipe is still leaking!”
- “If I win, you have to name your first born child after me.”
- “You seriously bought a moped? We don’t live in Italy.”
- “This was a lot easier to do in theory.”
- “That was such a dumb comeback but I still love you.”
- “Are you seriously getting nervous about asking me on a date? We’ve been together for two and a half years.”
- “I’m sorry I drunk dialed you last night.”
- “Can I walk you home?”
- “Come quick! Bring your wallet and the car with lots of room, the baby goat farm is practically giving away these little guys.”
- “Not to sound creepy but I’ve seen you on Instagram and I have to say, you look even better in person.”
- “So I know we’re supposed to be saving up for the wedding but look at this jet ski, and before you say anything, it’s only 12 easy payments of $400.”
- “Sorry to bother you but can I pet your dog please?
- “I’m nowhere near drunk enough for that, but give me like fifteen minutes.”
- “Please give me a kiss? I promise I won’t tickle you this time.”
- “Just take a deep breath, close your eyes, and before you know it I’ll be right there laying by your side.”
- “Woah, why didn’t you tell me you were this good at poker? We could’ve been in one of those high roller suites in Vegas by now.”
- “No! Your feet are freezing, put some socks on or something, woman/man.”
- “What are you doing awake at two in the morning? And don’t even try to deflect by asking me why I’m awake at two in the morning.”
- “I heard this song today and I thought of you.”
